Steve Smallman's Children's Bedtime Stories: 8 Books Collection (The Monkey with a Bright Blue Bottom, Hippobottymus, Bear's Big Bottom, Dragon Stew, and More)
Itchy, Scritchy, Scratchy Pants Five nippy Vikings set out hiking, off on an adventure to find some yeti fluff. As in the chilly weather, no underpants are better, than a pair of knickers knitted from the stuff!
I’m Not Grumpy! At the edge of the forest lives one grumpy mouse. He’s the GRUMBLIEST and GROUCHIEST mouse for miles around. Until he meets a little lost badger, who desperately needs his help. A heartwarming tale about the happiness that comes from making friends.
Hippobottymus Plinkety-plonk! Tweetily-tweet! The jungle animals are making music to the sound of the bubbling creek! But – goodness me! – what is that naughty hippo up to? A bonkers, musical rhyming story with a laugh-out-loud, farting surprise!
The Monkey with a Bright Blue Bottom When the mischievous monkey discovers a paintbox, he has a brilliant idea, but things don’t go quite as Monkey has planned . . . A hilarious rhyming tale from award-winning author Steve Smallman and illustrator Nick Schon. Perfect for fans of Poo in the Zoo, Hippobottymus and The Dinosaur That Pooped series.
Cock-a-doodle-poo! Oh dear! Someone’s done a doo-doo on Farmer Jill’s new hairdo! Who on earth could it have been? Cock-a-doodle-POO!
Dragon Stew ‘Five bored vikings went out hiking, Looking for adventure, for something bold and new. So they thought they’d hunt a dragon, and then tie it to their wagon, Take it home and chop it up to make a dragon stew!’ But when the Vikings find their dragon, they get a great, BIG surprise!
Bear's Big Bottom Bear was friendly, Bear was sweet, The nicest bear you'd ever meet! With little paws and little feet, And a very BIG bear bottom! Poor Bear! His bottom is causing chaos... Bump! Crash! Splat! Soon Bear is in great big trouble! Can he ever make it up to his friends?
The Lamb Who Came for Dinner Wolf is really hungry for his favorite meal--lamb stew! To his great luck, a cold, shivering lamb knocks on his door looking for shelter from the winter storm outside. So begins a funny tale of friendship with a wonderful twist at the end.
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